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I hate anime

Today we had a heat index of 122 and that’s genuinely fucked up like I was sweating from just stepping outside my car

Boston fucked up my intestines dude I have been going to the bathroom like 24/7 ever since I got back home



i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

(via my-immortals)

Also I keep lying down after I eat and I keep getting stomachaches from indigestion but I can’t be bothered to do anything about it

Also some kid is throwing a party in his mansion and I was invited but my close friend is also throwing a party and ugh